If you don’t like my posts, get off my Facebook If you don’t like my tone, don’t talk to me. If you don’t enjoy my conversation, don’t text me. If you don’t want to hear my crap, don’t piss me off. If you don’t like me, Leave. Deuces.
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.